No Doubt new video Gwen Stefani looks hot in her new music video called, um, Looking Hot
Of course, this might just be a coincidence - the song could be called Looking Like A Deformed Piece Of Mouldy Camembert and we imagine Gwen would still look quite fit
When we grow up, we want to be Gwen Stefani please.
At 43, she's almost twice our age (kind of), and she still looks younger than us (definitely).
And it's not really fair.
Gwen's new video opens with her on horseback, galloping through somewhere which is probably meant to be 17th century America, but which is actually probably modern day Bolivia. Incidentally, she's not wearing a helmet, so you probably shouldn't try this at home.
Or in Bolivia.
She's quickly captured by two men. One of the men appears to be a cowboy. The other appears to be Batman dressed up as a cowboy. They tie her to a wall (presumably they've been reading 50 Shades Of Grey) but not before letting he! r change her outfit first. Which was considerate of them.
Gwen escapes the wall, and finds a new set of clothes somewhere. She probably had them hidden underneath her hair extensions or something. She legs it to a tepee located on the top of a mountain, where she manages to fishtail braid her hair without paying the Tony&Guy stylist a penny, and then snuggles up to a presumably doped up wolf who looks a lot like he'd like to eat her, if only he had the energy.
It's a bit dull on that mountain though, and the braids begin to give Gwen a bit of a chill on the back of her neck, so she gets changed again, and obtains a massive stick to carry around for a bit. She sets off some bright pink smoke signals by waving around a carpet, and Batman starts playing the drums in the middle of the road.
Finally Gwen comes down off the mountain and builds a bonfire, which she then dances in front of, like some kind of beautiful and age-defying Guy Fawkes.
And that is that.
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